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My Pap Smear was so fun, I’m going back for seconds!
I got the reminder letter a while ago, which prompted me to blog about my doctor’s inappropriate comments and choose a new doctor. Doesn’t mean I ran off to get the smear done, it was still on the...
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Dear parents, we’d appreciate it if you got fat
Seems to be the time of year that schools and sports club look at how much money they’ve spent already and realise things are going to get tight towards term 4. Cue the fundraising chocolates! Whose...
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Wordless Wednesday: Before the fridge (as mine is busted)
Since the fridge repair man yesterday broke my fridge, leaving all the food to spoil, and they claim they can’t come out until next week, I was pondering what people did before modern refrigerators....
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An open letter to cliquey women, everywhere.
Dear Cliquey Women, I get that you have your own private world of shared awesomeness and that outsiders are to be shunned. They have strange and foreign ideas. Outsiders also dress differently, have...
View ArticleThe three abuses of my morning
I don’t have good luck with pap smears. Sure, none have ever said there’s an anomaly, but either I’m suddenly fighting the urge to pee on the doctor or the results come back unsatisfactory and I’m back...
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You get what you pay for. Sometimes.
I’m not a tightass, I’m just fiscally recessive. Let’s be up front with shrinkage Which is why shrinkage and crappy quality goods bother me so much. These aspects of living in a consumerist society are...
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Mortified by a golden shower
I’m not sure if the Brisbane domestic airport upgrade is finished or if they’re just fucking with us some more, but it’s changed again. If ever anything deserved a F-Bomb, it’s the airport. Every time...
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Something big is happening. Here is a sneak peak!
Now really, what could be bigger than a mountain sneaking around? Never seen that before! Wow! Just in case you were wondering, peak and peek are examples of homophones. That means they are words that...
View ArticleFa la la PMS sodding la
This Christmas I was rather humbug. I didn’t hang any decorations, I didn’t even unpack the tree. I told the kids there was no point as the dog would just trash it and we weren’t going to be home on...
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The joy of helpdesk
I’ve been putting off calling my internet provider helpdesk for about a year now. It turns out I would rather deal with intermittent loss of internet, even when it stays off all night occasionally –...
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